
I’ve listened to the excellent BBC podcast The People vs McDonald’s. Presented by Mark Steele, it tells the story of the McLibel case. In the 1990s, the McDonald’s Corporation sued two members of London Greenpeace over claims made in a leaflet they were handing out in a London street.
McDonald’s Own Goal
Before the trial, leaflets were being handed out on a north London street to a couple of hundred people on the average Saturday afternoon. But McDonald’s managed to turn a local flyer into an incredible own goal. The McLibel case became the longest legal trial in British legal history and cost McDonald’s millions of dollars. The health and environmental issues associated with fast food came to worldwide attention – great work, McDonald’s!

Fast forward to 2021: The children at the next table in the Food Court already own the toys that came with their Happy Meals. So, disappointed, they leave them sitting in a pile of half-eaten chips and waste packing.
They’re undoubtedly cute in their own way. However, Little Miss Giggles here is 63 grams of non-recyclable plastic. Mr Tickle is a little lighter at 58 grams.
McDonald’s own figures state that between 2018 and 2022—a period that included the global pandemic, when many restaurants were closed—worldwide sales of Happy Meals exceeded 5.7 billion. An average of 1.14 billion plastic toys a year. How many Mr Tickles ended up in the bin before they’re a day old?
“Microplastics were first detected in placentas in 2020…”

Not all Happy Meal toys are equal, but if they all weighed as much as Little Miss Giggles, that adds up to 71,190 tonnes of non-recyclable plastic per year. Seventy-one thousand, one hundred and ninety tonnes of plastic waste that will still exist long after those children’s descendants have passed away. Little Miss Giggles will likely be indistinguishable from that photo in a thousand years.
Happy Meals and Microplastics?
Global plastic production increases year on year. In 2023 (the latest date I could find reliable figures), the world produced 413.8 million tonnes of plastic, of which 91.3% was fossil-based (oil basically).
Earlier this year, in an article in Nature Magazine, a researcher at the University of New Mexico in Albuquerque “estimates that he can isolate about 10 grams of plastics from a donated human brain. That’s about the weight of an unused crayon”.
There is now nowhere that microplastics have not reached. An article in The Guardian stated that “Microplastics were first detected in placentas in 2020 and have also been found in semen, breast milk, brains, livers and bone marrow, indicating profuse contamination of people’s bodies”.
Could it be time to accept that the world only needs a certain number of plastic toys? I hate to sound like your stressed parent at Christmas, but can’t we play with the billions of plastic toys we already have?
Stay safe out there. N.
BTW. If you’re interested in the McLibel campaign, I’d recommend the documentary mentioned in the podcast made by Franny Armstrong of Spanner Films.





